Funfetti Pancakes!

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Pancakes are pretty much the dessert of breakfast, but who says you can’t make them even dessertier? (Yeah, I know that’s not a word. I’m not an idiot. I’m just tryin’ to be cute, okay?) I got this recipe from a blog I found on Pinterest, of course. You can find the original recipe here. I know I usually post a LOT of step-by-step pictures, but they’re pancakes, people. I think you’ll get the gist if I skip a few steps. I used a 1/4 cup measure to measure out the batter.

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Then you just mix a little a few tablespoons of milk in with some vanilla frosting and you have the most sugary “syrup” ever made for your delicious breakfast…dessert…dessfast? Breaksert??? I don’t know how to combine two words into a cool combo word. Fail on my part. Sorry about that. Now onto the delicious finale!!!

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Looks good, right? The original recipe called for putting rainbow sprinkles in the icing, but I didn’t want the extra crunch so I left them out. But don’t worry, they’re plenty festive once you dig in…

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Frozen Banana Sundae Treats

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Okay, so these didn’t turn out as beautifully as the picture of them that I found on Pinterest. I believe that’s what the call a “Pinterest Fail.” But dammit if they weren’t delicious. My son Tyler loves fruit, so for a little mini treat in the middle of the day before he had his birthday cake, I made these little guys. Of course, because I was stressing about everything, I had a few problems in the process. But, like I said, they way they looked didn’t change the taste.

First thing I did was freeze a bunch of bananas. I put them all in a freezer bag (peeled) the night before his party so they would be ready to go. Since it was just the three of us for his party, I only used two bananas. My husband cut off the tops so that they could stand up on their own and so the whipped cream and cherry could sit on top.

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While my husband was busy cutting the bananas and taking shitty pictures, I was at the stovetop boiling water in a pot with a Pyrex bowl on top (my own makeshift double boiler). I put a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips in the bowl with about a tablespoon of vegetable oil just to help it smooth out.

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I continued stirring the chocolate with a wooden spoon until it was completely melted.ImageImage

Here’s where the trouble started. When the chocolate was melted, I attempted to dip the bottom quarter or so of the bananas into the chocolate. However, when I tried to do this, the chocolate wasn’t sticking very well to the bananas. It was like the bananas were so cold and the chocolate was so hot that it just wouldn’t stick. Plus, while I was holding each banana, the heat from my fingers would start to unfreeze the banana and so it would start to get mushy and slip out of my hand. Whatever. Anyway, I dipped them as best as I could and then dipped the chocolate part into these colorful nonpareils that look like the colors from Toy Story (because Tyler loves the shit out of some Toy Story)! Finally, I topped them with a little Reddi Whip and some maraschino cherries and boom! Frozen banana sundae treats for my kick-ass kid.

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Look at that face! How can I be mad that these looked crappy when Tyler thinks they are the coolest things he’s ever seen and devours them with a smile? Maybe with some practice I’ll get better at these, but I’m not too worried about it. But if you all try them out, let me know any tips you have for making them turn out better.

Fried Macaroni & Cheese Balls

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My son eats macaroni & cheese all the time. He absolutely loves it. While I was talking with my mom about things he might like for his “special birthday dinner,” I said, “Well, he really loves mac & cheese, but that’s not very special because he gets that all the time.” So my mom suggested these and I said, “Oooh! That’s an awesome idea!” while simultaneously thinking, “Bitch! I wish I’d thought of that!” Well it may not have been my idea, but the result on the plate is all me. I’m pretty proud of how well these turned out. They were sooo good. You feel a little more grown up eating macaroni and cheese when it doesn’t come straight out of a blue box with a package of orange powder mixed in it. To the recipe!

I found this recipe here on Food Network’s website. First thing I did was cook the pasta. I used the brand below, but any kind of elbow macaroni will do. I cooked it to al dente and then drained it and set it aside while I made the cheese sauce.

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I got the cheese from the deli section at Wal-Mart. I needed a pound of cheddar and a pound of smoked gruyere.

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This macaroni ain’t fuckin’ around. Next time I make this, I am definitely asking if they will shred the cheese for me, because just shredding all that cheese at home took me at least 20-30 minutes. In case you were wondering what TWO POUNDS of shredded cheese looks like, here it is:

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It probably would have taken a little less time to shred if I hadn’t used my Microplane, but I wasn’t sure how well this cheese would melt, so I wanted to make the shreds as small as possible. After I broke my arm shredding two pounds of cheese, I sat down for about 15 minutes (probably more). Then when I realized that it was like 1AM and Tyler’s birthday was the next day and I still needed to wrap his presents, I got off my ass and got back to cooking. I melted two tablespoons of butter in a saucepan on medium heat. When the butter was completely melted and started to bubble, I whisked in a tablespoon of flour.

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I stirred the flour until combined (about 1 or 2 minutes) and then added the warm milk. I’m not completely sure why it has to be warmed. (Maybe the butter/flour mixture will get lumpy if you add cold milk?) I whisked the milk in, getting rid of any lumps that formed. I let it thicken for a few minutes until I noticed the milk coating the back of my spoon.

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The recipe said to take off the heat before adding the cheese, but it wasn’t really melting the way I liked at first, so I kept it on the burner on medium low while adding the rest of the cheese.

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I didn’t really like the consistency of the cheese sauce in the picture above, so I decided to try and smooth it out by adding about another 1/2 cup of warm milk. Then I seasoned it with Kosher salt and cracked black pepper.

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I poured the cheese sauce over the macaroni and stirred it up. Then I put it in a 9×13 pan, covered it, and put it in the refrigerator overnight.

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The next morning I took the macaroni out and used an ice cream scoop to form them into balls. This was actually a little tricky. I had to really mush them into the ice cream scoop so that they kept their shape. I found that if I formed one half of the ball, took it out, and then put the other side of the ball in and mushed it in again, they kept together better. I set them on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper.

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Once all my balls were the right shape (lol…balls) I put them in the freezer until I was ready to cook them. They need to be in there for at least 2 hours so they can freeze. When I was ready to make them, I set out a bowl of flour, a bowl with some egg wash (two eggs and a splash of milk), and a bowl with bread crumbs. I dipped the balls (I can’t stop laughing at this) into the flour, then the egg wash, then the bread crumbs, and then set them on a clean sheet of parchment paper.

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If you don’t have a deep fryer, I highly suggest you buy one because they are so much fun to use. Of course, you can fry these on the stovetop with a few inches of oil, but the deep fryer is just way cooler in my opinion. Anyway, I fried these in 350° oil two at at time in my awesome deep fryer for about 5-6 minutes. Since I could only fit two at a time in my deep fryer, I put the ones that were cooked in my convection oven on warm while the others cooked so they wouldn’t get cold. While the deep fryer was making these into delicious crunchy gooey goodness, I decided to make the sauce. And here comes some St. Louis love…

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If you haven’t read my About Me page, you should check it out really quick. I’ll wait………….done? If you didn’t do it, the gist is that I am from St. Louis and I love St. Louis food. So this is why I’m using this sauce, straight from The Hill. I would have made a sauce myself, but I was already making so many other things from scratch for Tyler’s birthday and when you have shit like this so readily available, it’s stupid not to use it. Plus, it tastes AMAZING! I heated about 2 cups (I eyeballed here) of the sauce on the stovetop and when it was hot, I added probably about 1/2 cup or so of the heavy whipping cream. The sauce should look like this:

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I served this by putting a few ladles of the sauce on the plate and then placing the mac & cheese balls on top. The only thing I wasn’t crazy about with this recipe was the smoked gouda. I personally didn’t care for the smokiness. After I made this, I realized that I had pinned something on Pinterest that was supposed to be “The Best Macaroni & Cheese Ever” so I think I’ll have to try that and see if it’s better than this one. When I do, I’ll be sure to post a tutorial. In the meantime, try this one out. I think you’ll really enjoy it! 🙂

Sautéed Garlic Shrimp

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My son Tyler has been on a real shrimp kick lately. Every time I ask him what he wants to eat, he says, “Umm, let’s go to Red Lobster.” So of course for his special birthday dinner, I had to make him shrimp. He’s not that big a fan of fried shrimp though (surprising since most kids go for the fried stuff) so I decided to make him this quick sautéed shrimp dish. I was pretty pissed off though that when I was about halfway done with eating my shrimp, I realized that I forgot to put the parsley on it. I know it wouldn’t have changed the flavor that drastically and it tasted really good without it, but it really would’ve looked better in the picture with a little green. Oh well, I’ll get over it.

Anyway, I used a bag of raw frozen medium shrimp that had already been peeled and deveined. I took the tails off before cooking because my son would’ve probably eaten the tails accidentally if I’d left them on. (If it’s attached to food, he thinks it’s automatically edible.) Then I threw them in a bowl with some Kosher salt, a little cracked pepper, about 1/2 a tablespoon of minced garlic, and a few squirts of lemon juice.

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I heated some coconut oil in a pan on medium heat. I usually use olive oil, but I kept hearing all this great stuff about coconut oil and how it’s healthier than other oils, so I had my husband buy it. I was disappointed when I found out that it was 130 calories for a tablespoon while a tablespoon of olive oil is 120 calories. Maybe it’s healthier in other ways, but for me, calorie content is more important. Either way, I decided to use it because now I have it. Once the oil was hot, I added 2 tablespoons of butter and let it melt until bubbles formed.

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I added the shrimp to the pan and cooked for a few minutes on one side, then flipped to the other side and cooked a few minutes more. Just until the turned all pink and shrimp-like. I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to crowd the pan, but I didn’t have the time or patience to cook these little guys in batches, so I put it all in at the same time and they cooked just fine.

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This whole recipe I just kinda threw together. I’m sure there are fancier ways to cook shrimp, but this tasted garlicky, buttery, and lemony delicious and it took less than 10 minutes to make so I’m happy. And Tyler seemed to like it, too.

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As you can see, the shrimp was the first thing devoured from his plate. Stay tuned for my next tutorial where I show you what’s in that crazy fried ball thingy on the plate. **Spoiler alert: It’s macaroni and cheese. 😉

FOODGASM!

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The Pitfalls of Pinterest…

So, for those of you who have never tried it, good for you! Stay away…save yourself! Pinterest is this place where you get so many awesome ideas for pretty much every aspect of your life that most people just don’t have the time to ever follow through on. Well, I was getting sick of pinning all these awesome ideas and having them just sit there on my boards collecting metaphorical dust. So I thought I’d try one out. I had pinned something from a blog that basically said I could make 40 freezer crock pot meals in 4 hours and only spend a little over $200. Well, that backfired horribly. Okay, so maybe I didn’t plan it the best that I could have, but my husband and I came up with a pretty good system of writing down all the ingredients for the shopping list. My first mistake was letting him do the shopping alone. As every woman knows (or should know), men aren’t the best at shopping or following instructions, so his trip was broken up into several trips to several different stores. All told, we ended up spending about $400, way more than said blogger quoted. But I figured if it successfully made 40 meals and we weren’t spending extra money on going out to eat because “there’s nothing easy to make at home” then we were still saving money.

So now I had my ingredients and I put my son to bed so all that was left to do was prepare my freezer bags with labels and start chopping some vegetables and meat and measuring random ingredients. She made it seem so simple. ” I just chopped all the veggies I would need for all the recipes, then all the meat, and then eyeballed the rest of the ingredients, and bam! 40 meals ready to go!” Sounds easy enough, right? Cut to 4:30am…I am covered in beef stew because of a Ziploc bag malfunction, I only have about half of the recipes finished, and my freezer is completely full with no room left for the rest of the meals that I still have left to make. Then I am awakened at 7:30am by my 2-year-old son who doesn’t care what time Mommy went to bed. He just wants to drink some juice and watch Toy Story for the billionth time. Ah, what a nice and relaxing morning, right? You wouldn’t expect to suddenly have a kitchen that has an overwhelming smell of garlic because you fell asleep on the couch for 5 minutes and your two-year-old found the garlic powder that you left out in the kitchen and proceeded to empty the whole bottle onto the floor. Awesome. Thanks, blogger. Now I feel like a complete failure. I don’t believe for one second that she did all this in only 4 hours all by herself with her two kids pulling at her hip the whole time. I am convinced that she is just writing these “helpful” blogs to make other people feel bad about themselves. That is cyber bullying, lady, and I WILL NOT stand for it. So if you are a blogger trying to give people tips about how to make their lives simpler, you’re probably doing more harm than good. Now go back to being a master chef while sewing all your children’s clothes and running your own jewelry business out of your immaculately clean house. Bitch.

I, on the other hand, will not blatantly lie to you, my faithful followers, about “how simple it was” for me to complete this restaurant quality dish in my own home while my son is screaming in the background about how he needs more Goldfish crackers “RIGHT NOW PLEASE!!!” I can’t bring myself to do it. I am a realist and I know that most people (especially those with young children) are too tired to make anything more than the Macaroni & Cheese that their kids are begging them for and usually end up eating the leftovers straight out of the saucepan. We’ve all been there, am I right? (Please agree, otherwise I have some serious restructuring of my life to do.) It’s hard to get a complex, delicious meal on the table most nights. But I absolutely LOVE cooking REAL food that takes time and several different pans and utensils and doesn’t come out of a box. So I started this blog to force myself to cook more and, more importantly, to KEEP TRACK of the recipes that I come up with on the fly and then forget to actually write down.